Vulgarian National Anthem

Vulgarians
We are loyal to Vulgaria
Vulture of the West
And we toil for Vulgaria,
Feathering her nest
The soil of Vulgaria
Through all the world is known
From her heights to her Dairy Area
Vulgaria stands alone!

The Roses of Success

Inventors
Every bursted bubble has a glory!
Each abysmal failure makes a point!
Every glowing path that goes astray,
Shows you how to find a better way

So every time you stumble never grumble
Next time you'll bumble even less!
For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!
Oh yes!
Grow the roses!
Those rosy roses!
From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!

For every big mistake you make be grateful!
That mistake you'll never make again!
No sir!
Every shiny dream that fades and dies,
Generates the steam for two more tries!

Grandpa
(Oh) There's magic in the wake of a fiasco!
Correct!
It gives you that chance to second guess!
Oh yes!
Then up from the ashes, up from the ashes grow the roses of success!

Inventors
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Those rosy roses!
From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!

Grandpa
Disaster didn't stymie Louis Pasteur!
Edison took years to see the light!
Alexander Graham knew failure well;
He took a lot of knocks to ring that bell!

All
So when it gets distressing it's a blessing!
Onward and upward you must press!
Yes, Yes!
Till up from the ashes, up from the ashes grow the roses of success.
Till up from the ashes, up from the ashes
Roses
Those rosy roses
Roses, roses
Grow the roses
Grow the roses
Rosy roses
Grow the roses
Grow the roses
Grow the roses of success
Grow the roses
Those rosy roses!
From the ashes of disaster, grow the roses of success!
Success!
Success!
From the ashes of disaster, grow the roses of success!

Kiddy Widdy Winkies

Childcatcher
By chill light of midnight
And shrill light of day
The hunter is after his prey
If you're hiding children
And I sniff them out
Oh my, what a price you will pay

I can't see or hear them
But smell that I'm near them
Those dear, sweet kiddy widdy winkies
I sense their presence
I'm sniffing their essence Those dear, sweet kiddy widdy winkies

Yes, I am blessed with a sensitive snout
Better get out of its way
Come, little kiddies, I'm sniffing you out
What a game, I proclaim

There's no denying
It's most gratifying
To catch sweet kiddy widdy winkies
So till they're found
I just chase them to ground
One by one
Oh, it's fun!
And sometimes I lure them
The dear little lambs
With goodies and gooeys
And chewies and jams
Gobstoppers, gumdrops
And little rice treats
Cookies and chocolates
And all kids of sweets
Strawberry lollies with peppermint strands
Trickle tarts, ice creams, I meet all demands Then when I get the dears into my hands
They're banished
And vanished
And damned

Teamwork

Caractacus
One way
I know of one way
Let's unite and right this wrong
One way
There's only one way
We must form a fighting throng

If the same great dream
Is beating in each heart
There's no stopping what a fighting team can start
For all together
A team can weather
Any storm they may go through
'Cause teamwork
Can make a dream work
Can make the greatest dream come true

Kids
Maybe
With some surprises
We could give them quite a fight
Maybe
Despite our sizes
We could win the day tonight
If our minds and hearts
Team up and fight as one
We won't stop until the victory is won

Caractacus
When you're united
A torch is lighted
The golden flame of liberty

All
Yes, teamwork
Can make a dream work
And we'll stand and proud and free

Toymaker
There's a spark of a dream in every one of you
It's the dream of freedom that's your heart's desire

Caractacus
Though one tiny little spark can barely make a mark
All together many sparks can light a mighty fire

Caractacus Oh yes, we can do it Oh yes, we can win the day Oh yes, if we follow through it All together, we can win Another dream of freedom Can begin All together One great team can Win the battle

Kids Teamwork Can make a dream work If we all pitch in and try Teamwork Can make a dream work And no mountain is too high For all together A team can weather Any storm they may go through

All
Yes, teamwork
Can make a dream work
Can make the greatest dream come true

Teamwork
Can make a dream work
If you're not afraid to fight
Teamwork
Can make a dream work
If you fight for what is right

Though it seems a dream's impossible to do
Great teams make impossibilities come true
So when we start out
Put all your heart out
And never stop once we begin
'Cause teamwork
Can make a dream work
If we have got the will to win

Yes, teamwork
Can make a dream work
If we have got the will to win

Chu-Chi Face

Baron
You're my little chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh

Baroness
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apfel strudel of mine eye

Baron
Your chu-chi woo-chi nose
Your chu-chi woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a flutter

Baroness
Your ooo-chi coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi coo-chi gaze
Wilts me down like meltings butter

Baron
You're my little chu-chi face

Baroness
And you're my teddy bear

Both
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi pair

Baron
Whatever you may ask becomes my happy task
I only live to serve you

Baroness
I never will divine what magic made you mine
I only know I don't deserve you

Baron
You're my little chu-chi face

Baroness
And you're my teddy bear

Both
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi
Chu-chi, Woo-chi, Ooo-chi, Coo-chi
Chu-chi
Woo-chi
Ooo-chi
Chu-chi, Woo-chi, Ooo-chi, Coo-chi

The Bombie Samba

Baroness
Far away in South America
There's a hot new Eden sizzling
So I'm bringing it to Vulgaria
Where it's always cold und drizzling

I have taken the music und the rhythm
Und put my own vocabulary-ithm
Und so for your birthday, darling Bombie
I sing my song for you

Chorus
Bim, bim, bom, bom

Baroness
It's called the Bombie Samba

Chorus
No, no
It's not

Baroness
A tango or a rhumba
Bim, bim, bom, bom
You'll bounce around the room
When you do the Bombie Samba
You bounce away the gloom

When you do the Bombie Samba
Mit the bim und the bom und de boom

So take the floor
Like a conquistador
For there is no retreat
From the Bombie Samba beat

Chorus
Bim, bim, bom, bom

Baroness and Baron
It's called the Bombie Samba

Chorus
No, no
It's not

Baroness and Baron
A tango or a rhumba
Bim, bim, bom, bom
You'll bounce around the room

All
When you do the Bombie Samba
You bounce away the gloom

When you do the Bombie Samba
Mit the bim und the bom und the boom

So take the floor
Like a conquistador
For there is no retreat
From the Bombie Samba beat

Bim, bim, bom, bom
It's called the Bombie Samba
No, no
It's not
A tango or a rhumba
Bim, bim, bom, bom
You'll bounce around the room

When you do the Bombie Samba
You bounce away the gloom

When you do the Bombie Samba
Mit the bim, bim, bim, bim...
Bom, bom, bom, bom ba ba bom ba bom
bim, bim, bim, bim ba ba bim ba bim
Bom, bom, bom, bom ba ba bom ba bom

Doll on a Music Box / Truly Scumptious

Doll
What do you see
You people gazing at me
You see a doll on a music box
That's wound by a key
How can you tell
I'm under a spell
I'm waiting for love's first kiss

You cannot see
How much I long to be free
Turning around on this music box
That's wound by a key
Yearning
Yearning
While
I'm turning around and around

Rag Doll
Truly Scrumptious
You're truly, truly scrumptious
Scruptious as a cherry peach parfait
When you're near me
It's so delicious
Honest, truly
You're the answer to my wishes

Doll You cannot see How much I long to be free Turning around on this music box That's wound by a key Yearning Yearning While I'm turning around and around

Rag Doll Truly Scrumptious Though I may seem Presumptious Never, ever, ever go away My heart beats so unruly Because I love you truly Honest, truly, I do

You Two / Chitty Prayer

Jeremy & Jemima
Someone to care for
To be there for
We've got us two
Someone to strive for
Stay alive for
We've got us two
And yes, it's true
We will always muddle through
'Cause no one can do
The things us two can do

Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
If we ever needed you
Now, please
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
At this moment
How we do
Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Flies Home (Finale)

All
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you,
And our
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too
High low anywhere we go
On Chitty Chitty we depend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend

It's uncategorical
A fuel burning oracle
A fantasmagorical machine
It's more than spectacular
To use the vernacular
It's wizard
It's smashing
It's keen
Oh Chitty
You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what we'll do
Near Chitty, far Chitty
In our motor car oh what a happy time we'll spend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Chitty Chitty friend