PROLOGUE

Narrator:
Once upon a time, in a faraway land,
A young Prince lived in a shining castle.
Although he had everything his heart desired,
The Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.

But then, one winter's night,
An old beggar woman came to the castle
And offered him a single Rose
In return for shelter from the bitter cold.
Repulsed by her haggard appearance,
The Prince sneered at the gift,
And turned the old woman away.

But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances,
For Beauty is found within.

And when he dismissed her again,
The old woman's ugliness melted away
To reveal a beautiful Enchantress.

The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late,
For she had seen that there was no love in his heart.
And as punishment,
She transformed him into a hideous beast,
And placed a powerful spell on the castle,
And all who lived there.

Ashamed of his monstrous form,
The beast concealed himself inside his castle,
With a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world.

The Rose she had offered,
Was truly an enchanted rose,
Which would bloom for many years.
If he could learn to love another,
And earn her love in return
By the time the last petal fell,
Then the spell would be broken.
If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast
For all time.

As the years passed,
He fell into despair, and lost all hope,
For who could ever learn to love...a Beast?

BELLE

Belle:
Little town
It's a quiet village
Ev'ry day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say:

Lady:
Bon jour!

Man carrying grain sack:
Bon jour!

Egg man:
Bon jour!

Washer woman:
Bon jour!

Baker:
Bon jour!

Belle:
There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
Baker:
Good Morning, Belle!
Belle:
Good Morning, Monsieur.
Baker:
Where are you off to, today?
Belle:
The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful story
About a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
Baker:
That's nice. Marie!
The baguettes! Hurry up!

Townsfolk:
Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

Woman:
Never part of any crowd

Man:
'Cause her head's up on some cloud

Townsfolk:
No denying she's a funny girl that Belle
Man I:
Bonjour!
Woman 1:
Good day!
Man 1:
How is your fam'ly?
Woman 2:
Bonjour!
Man 2:
Good day!
Woman 2:
How is your wife?
Woman 3:
I need six eggs!
Woman 4:
That's too expensive!

Belle:
There must be more than this provincial life!


Bookseller:
Ah, Belle!
Belle:
Good morning, sir. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
Bookseller:
Finished already?
Belle:
Oh, I couldn't put it down. Have you got anything new?
Bookseller:
Not since yesterday.
Belle:
That's all right. I'll borrow . . . . . this one!
Bookseller:
That one? But you've read it twice!
Belle:
Well, it's my favorite! Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise -
Bookseller:
If you like it all that much, it's yours!
Belle:
But sir!
Bookseller:
I insist.
Belle:
Well, thank you. Thank you very much!


Townsfolk:
Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well
With a dreamy, far-off look
And her nose stuck in a book
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle

Belle:
Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's my fav'rite part because --- you'll see
Here's where she meets Prince Charming
But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three!

Woman:
Now it's no wonder that her name means "Beauty"
Her looks have got no parallel

Shopkeeper:
But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd

Man:
Very diff'rent from the rest of us

Townsfolk:
She's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Belle!


Lefou:
I got it Gaston! Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!.
Gaston:
I know.
Lefou:
No beast alive stands a chance against you. --- And no girl, for that matter.
Gaston:
It's true, LeFou. And I've got my sights set on that one.
Lefou:
The inventor's daughter?
Gaston:
She's the one - the lucky girl I'm going to marry.
Lefou:
But she's -
Gaston:
The most beautiful girl in town.
Lefou:
I know, but -
Gaston:
That makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
Lefou:
Of course you do!


Gaston:
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle

Bimbettes:
Look there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Monsieur Gaston
Oh he's so cute!
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!


Woman 1:
Bonjour!
Gaston:
Pardon
Belle:
Good day
Woman 2:
Mais oui!
Woman 3:
You call this bacon?
Woman 4:
What lovely grapes!
Man 1:
Some cheese
Woman 5:
Ten yards!
Man 1:
One pound
Gaston:
'scuse me!
Cheese merchant:
I'll get the knife
Gaston:
Please let me through!
Woman 6:
This bread -
Woman 7:
Those fish -
Woman 6:
it's stale!
Woman 7:
they smell!
Men:
Madame's mistaken.
Women:
Well, maybe so
Townsfolk:
Good morning! Oh, good morning!


Belle:
There must be more than this provincial life!

Gaston:
Just watch, I'm going to make Belle my wife!

Townsfolk:
Look there she goes
The girl is strange but special
A most peculiar mad'moiselle!

Women:
It's a pity and a sin

Men:
She doesn't quite fit in

Townsfolk:
'Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl
That Belle!

NO MATTER WHAT

Belle:
Papa, do you think I'm...odd?
Maurice:
My daughter odd? Where did you get an idea like that?
Belle:
I don't know. It's just that, well, people talk.
Maurice:
They talk about me, too.


Maurice:
No, we're not odd, its true
No family could be saner
Except one uncle who...well, maybe let that pass
In all you say or do
You couldn't make it plainer
You are your mother's daughter; therefore you are class

Belle:
So I should just accept
I'm simply not like them

Maurice:
They are the common herd
And you can take my word
You are unique: creme de la creme

No matter what you do
I'm on your side
And if my point of view
Is somewhat misty-eyed
There's nothing clearer in my life
Than what I wish and feel for you
And that's a lot...
No matter what

Belle:
No matter what they say
You make me proud
I love the funny way
You stand out from the crowd

Maurice:
It's my intention my invention
Shows the world out there one day
Just what we've got...

Both:
No matter what

Maurice:
Now some may say that fathers just exaggerate

Belle:
That ev'ry daughter's great?

Maurice:
You are!

Belle:
And ev'ry daughter tends to say her father's tops

Maurice:
She pulls out all the stops
To praise him

Both:
And quite rightly!

Maurice:
No matter what the pain
We've come this far
I pray that you remain
Exactly as you are
This really is a case of father knowing best

Belle:
And daughter too!

Maurice:
You're never strange

Belle:
Don't ever change

Both:
You've all I've got
No matter what.

NO MATTER WHAT (REPRISE)
Maurice:
First prize is nearly mine
It's quite my best invention
So simple, yet complex
So massive, yet so small

This triumph of design
Will be my old-age pension
That is, provided I can find the fair at all

I must have missed a sign...
I should have paid attention...
(Wolf howls)
That's not a nightingale, and not a mating call.

ME

Gaston:
You've been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news! That he-man's me!

This equation, girl plus man
Doesn't help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!

Gaston:
We'll be raising sons galore

Belle:
Inconceivable!

Gaston:
Each built six foot four!

Belle:
Unbelievable!

Gaston:
Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!
Belle:
I'm not hearing this!

Gaston:
You'll be keeping house with pride!

Belle:
Just incredible!

Gaston:
Each day gratified

Belle:
So unweddable!

Gaston:
That you are a part of this idyllic scene.


Gaston:
(Speaking) Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge,
my latest kill roasting over the fire,
my little wife massaging my feet, while
the little ones play on the floor with
the dogs. We'll have six or seven!

Belle:
Dogs?

Gaston:
No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!

Belle:
Imagine that!


Gaston:
I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All's well that ends with me!

Escape me? There's no way
Certain as "Do, Re,"
Belle, when you marry...


Gaston:
(Speaking) So Belle, what would it be?
Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?

Belle:
I...I just don't deserve you!

Gaston:
Who does!


Gaston:
ME!

BELLE (REPRISE)

Belle:
Is he gone? Can you imagine? He asked me to marry him.
Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless . . .

"Madame Gaston!"
Can't you just see it?
"Madame Gaston!"
His "little wife"
No sir! Not me!
I guarantee it
I want much more than this provincial life!

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere
I want it more than I can tell
And for once it might be grand
To have someone understand
I want so much more than they've got planned

HOME

Belle:
Yes, I made the choice
For papa, I will stay
But I don't deserve to lose my freedom in this way
You monster!
If you think that what you've done is right, well then
You're a fool!
Think again!

Is this home?
Is this where I should learn to be happy?
Never dreamed
That a home could be dark and cold
I was told
Ev'ry day in my childhood:
Even as we grow old
Home will be where the heart is
Never were words so true!
My heart's far, far away
Home is too

Is this home?
Is this what I must learn to believe in?
Try to find
Something good in this tragic place
Just in case
I should stay here forever
Held in this empty place
Oh, but that won't be easy
I know the reason why
My heart's far, far away
Home's a lie

What I'd give to return
To the life that I knew lately
And to think I complained
Of that dull provincial town

Is this home?
Am I here for a day or forever?
Shut away
From the world until who knows when
Oh, but then
As my life has been altered once
It can change again
Build higher walls around me
Change ev'ry lock and key
Nothing lasts, nothing holds
All of me
My heart's far, far away
Home and free!

HOME (REPRISE)

Mrs. Potts:
(Speaking) Cheer up child.
It will turn out alright in the end, you'll see.

Mrs. Potts:
I hope that we'll be friends
Though I don't know you well
If anyone can make the most of living here
Then, Belle, it's you
And who knows?
You may find
Home here, too!

GASTON

Gaston:
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
No one says "no" to Gaston!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Gaston:
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.


LeFou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

LeFou and Chorus:
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

LeFou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

LeFou:
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston

LeFou:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston:
As you see I've got biceps to spare

LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Chorus:
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston

LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston:
I'm especially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!

Cronies:
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!

No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston

LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Cronies:
My what a guy
Gaston!

GASTON (REPRISE)

Gaston:
Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
Crazy old Maurice...

Gaston:
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

LeFou:
A dangerous pastime

Gaston:
I know.
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan


Gaston:
If I . . . {whisper}
LeFou:
Yes?
Gaston:
Then we . . . {whisper}
LeFou:
No! Would she . . .
Gaston:
{whisper} Guess!
LeFou:
Now I get it!


Both:
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston

Gaston:
Takes cheap shots like Gaston

LeFou:
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

Gaston:
Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly remorseful

LeFou:
As down to the depths you descend

Gaston:
I won't even be mildly resourceful
Both:
Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end

Gaston:
Who has brains like Gaston?

LeFou:
Entertains like Gaston?

Both:
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
And his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My what a guy
Gaston!

HOW LONG MUST THIS GO ON?

Beast:
How long must this go on?
This cruel trick of fate?
I simply made one careless, wrong decision

And then the witch was gone
And left me in this state
An object of revulsion and derision

Hated...
Is there no one
Who can show me
How to win the world's forgiveness?


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